We Don't Care

2008-05-25T02:58:00.000-07:00

2007-10-21T00:44:00.000-07:00

hello..long time no blog.so,here to blog.ok bye bye.

2007-10-13T22:09:00.000-07:00

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very bored nothing to do zhi peng is gay so is huang kang too. so bored bye bye

by elton.

Yellowcard's Paper Walls?

2007-08-17T03:34:00.000-07:00

Im am insulted with the name of Yellowcard's new album! I,for one, actually live in paper walls. And no, im not a hippy. So then? Why paper walls? Cause Ryan is a humble little boy!! I love my home and im not gonna get insulted with a band with 2 other people called "Ryan". I keep my "Paper Walls" in my class, but when ever it rains, it makes it wet and hard to sleep inside. But when it is dry, a crazy mob(i used to own one but now they are against me) put kerosene and then set it on fire. Then i got to get new Paper Walls. I sent my "Paper Walls" to a NMTV(Non Music Television Vision) show called ' Pimp My Paper Walls' and boy, they did a good job with it. They put a 40" plasma television, a brand new Toyota and a cake in my Paper Walls. I love my paper walls and be sure to visit me in my Paper Walls.

Post by,Ryan

Hippy Mobile

2007-08-13T06:41:00.001-07:00

As I walk this lonely beach, along the sea of east coast parkway, where Singapore sleeps, where I'm the only one so i stole it ....uh-huh,uh-huh,uh-huh,uh-huh.No one was on that toxic beach, so there it was,i stole it. With greed and anger i took it, it was kewl so i drove alone.

I drive A drive Alone(x3) I drive a...

My greedy heart that sticks with me...
My shadow, the only one who knows what I've done
Sometimes, I wish there was some one to share it with,
Till then i drive alone

Cause i drive a hippy mobile

Unicorns

2007-08-13T03:16:00.001-07:00

Dude, what is up with those creatures? They are like a rhino and a horse combined. There are many types of unicorns, like the Emo unicorn, the Hippy unicorn, the Nazi unicorn and the "Beyond God-like" unicorn. As everybody knows, the "Beyond God-like" unicorn are all Nu0b H4Xx0rZ.Unicorns are believed to be a flying thingamagig first seen by the "Barbie"© doll,but we all know that that Barbie doll is a crazy mad thing who is married to Chucky. She then hypnotized the flying donkey with a horn. It has become a servant for her! Muhahahaha! It will help her take over World Of Warcraft!! Unicorn in latin is spelt ""ﻋﻍﺻﺯﺧ And means one corn,like in the matrix. Unicorn are the only ways of transport between the north pole and Canada.

Anything??

2007-08-13T00:47:00.001-07:00

In Singapore, they sell this drink called Anything. It has 6 different flavours but they don't tell you what flavour you are gonna get. Have you heard those whiner baby people? All they do is whine to their mommas! When their moms scold them, they run their mom saying,"Mom , my mom scolded me". Its like OMGWTFBBQ!?!?! Whiner babies can't take a joke. When they watch Yo Momma! on MTV, they will go crying to their mom saying ,"Mom, the tv made fun of me". if any whiner babies are spotted, stay away! I repeat, stay away if their mothers are nearby. You can help the cause against whiner babies. Call 1800-help im being attacked by a whiner baby and I'm calling this number cause some stupid blogger told me this and if you don't get down fast, the whiner baby's mom will tear me to pieces so you better come down with the Anti Whiner Baby repellent or ill call Fall Out Boy to come and beat you up with their guitar and such like.

By Ryan

wei jie?!

2007-08-12T04:35:00.000-07:00

today.....wei jie(ryan's friend) just became half gay and half lesbian....

Fat Whales

2007-08-11T08:06:00.000-07:00

Wow! Global Warming has certainly increased the amount of fat whales in the ocean.With the ice caps malting, It has flooded Timbuktu and provided a place for fat whales to breed. Fat whales are not like any other animals on the earth. They breed under normal conditions like, after they drink alot of milk(or is that diarrhoea? i can't tell whether its their young or their diarrhoea), when they eat any electrical guitars that are on or when they see the Timbuktu Yeti. When they breed, they first usually spit out a lump of Canada and then give birth. With these amazing conditions available in Timbuktu, Ther would certainly be more Canadians...i mean...Global Warming.

World Of Hippies

2007-08-11T07:54:00.000-07:00

It has been noticed(by Ryan and Elton) that the world has had a sudden surge of hippies. Many of you might ask us, what on earth/mars/venus are hippies? Hippies are insensitive people who talk like Eric Cartman and smoke pot all day long and say "Where's my chicken pot pie,man. The cold 45 degree weather is freezing my aboot,man". We have also noticed that the government all over the world are not doing anything about this. This is most alarming as when hippies take over the world, they will turn it in Communist Canada, or Soviet Russia. Therefore we should all unite and join the All Nations Treaty for International Hippy Interrogation and Phat Pot in (termination) for an Everlasting Society(A.N.T.I.-H.I.P.P.I.E.S)